Date Everything!

Date Everything! is an eccentric and unexpectedly heartfelt narrative game where the entire world of romance is turned on its head—because you’re not dating people, you’re dating objects. From your furniture to household gadgets and even abstract ideas, this imaginative experience invites you to explore love and connection in a way that defies expectations. Through witty dialogue, surreal storytelling, and a fully voiced cast, Date Everything! transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary.

Fall in Love Without Leaving Your Apartment

Set entirely within your apartment, the game introduces the “Dateviator”—a magical device that allows you to perceive everyday objects as fully realized personalities. With more than 100 characters to interact with, each one features their own quirks, emotional depth, and bizarre sense of humor. Gameplay revolves around building bonds with these objects through daily interactions. Your relationship can end in one of three ways:

• Love: Reach a deep emotional connection and uncover bonus scenes with the object.
• Friendship: Share a platonic bond that’s equally rewarding and filled with charm.
• Hate: Create tension-filled storylines based on clashing personalities or poor choices.

Characters That Redefine Romance

Each dateable character is fully voice-acted and comes with their own unique storyline, complete with twists, emotional beats, and plenty of comedic moments. A few standout personalities include:

• Mac the Computer: Cool, calculated, and always processing your words carefully.
• Chance the 20-sided Die: Loves surprises and leaves every conversation to fate.
• Freddy the Fridge Yeti: Keeps things chill with puns colder than ice.
• Abel the Table: Solid, grounded, and ready to support you—literally and emotionally.

Every object you speak with reacts to your dialogue choices differently, offering new insights and outcomes as relationships deepen or crumble.

Meaningful Choices, Surprising Outcomes

Your decisions in Date Everything! aren’t just about charm—they influence long-term story development and unlock special transformations. When a relationship reaches its peak, you can “Realize” the object, transforming it into a human form. This not only shifts the tone of the interactions but also reveals a deeper layer of narrative complexity.

• Multiple Routes: Interact with different objects each playthrough to discover new stories.
• Replay-Friendly Structure: Save your progress before major decisions to explore alternate outcomes.
• Flexible Identity: Choose your pronouns and name to fully customize your in-game persona.

Far more than just a quirky concept, Date Everything! is a clever blend of absurdity and sincerity, giving players a fresh perspective on love, choice, and human connection—through the lens of objects we often overlook. Whether you’re falling for your lamp or debating morality with your bookshelf, this game offers humor, heart, and more than a few surprises in every interaction.